worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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