So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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