She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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