i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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