Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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