so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
As shirtless as possible
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle