Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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