There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize