Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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