I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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