Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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