Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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