That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
