Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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