He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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