'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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