we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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