I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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its like you know when i get waxed
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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