Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again. http://tfl.nu/0won
  Replies (20) Good night (2634) Bad night (1081)
• Favorite

  (714): View more from California

  He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (714): He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth. http://tfl.nu/egoc
  Replies (28) Good night (4038) Bad night (1689)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot. http://tfl.nu/nyh6
  Replies (41) Good night (4524) Bad night (864)
• Favorite

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (859): he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in? http://tfl.nu/0531
  Replies (52) Good night (1117) Bad night (6755)
• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us. http://tfl.nu/d8nu
  Replies (7) Good night (4763) Bad night (849)
• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable. http://tfl.nu/tziy
  Replies (6) Good night (2461) Bad night (969)
• Favorite

  (219): View more from Indiana

  about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?

  (219): View more from Indiana

  yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (219): about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town? (219): yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes? http://tfl.nu/jl45
  Replies (5) Good night (2285) Bad night (654)
• Favorite

  (875): View more from

  I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (875): I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant. http://tfl.nu/vus0
  Replies (16) Good night (967) Bad night (375)
• Favorite

  (208): View more from Idaho

  Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (208): Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take http://tfl.nu/kx00
  Replies (2) Good night (762) Bad night (375)
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed http://tfl.nu/cmm2
  Replies (16) Good night (765) Bad night (1407)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes. http://tfl.nu/b90a
  Replies (1) Good night (1064) Bad night (327)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home? http://tfl.nu/3r4f
  Replies (6) Good night (1227) Bad night (338)
• Favorite

  (936): View more from Texas

  If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (936): If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on http://tfl.nu/8phy
  Replies (3) Good night (722) Bad night (191)
• Favorite

  (425): View more from Washington

  Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.

  (253): View more from Washington

  You're lovely.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (425): Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight. (253): You're lovely. http://tfl.nu/vx83
  Replies (2) Good night (525) Bad night (244)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up. http://tfl.nu/48dn
  Replies (1) Good night (494) Bad night (160)

Randomize