sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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