She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around