I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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