I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys