Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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