I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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