When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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