Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
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Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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