I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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