i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
