Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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