so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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