Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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