My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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