D3 body, D1 cock
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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