hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.