Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.