Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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