I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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