and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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