It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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