I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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