omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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