I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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