I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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