im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Randomize
