There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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