road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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