I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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