i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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