Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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