The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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