My underwear smells like fireworks.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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