Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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