so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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