somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
did you just send me my own nude
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
why is half of my head shaved?
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