His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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