we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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