doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
