Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
porn star boner night. come get it.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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