a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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